A to Z Challenge,  Blog,  NaPoWriMo,  Poetry

What Really Happened In London

I apologize for the late post but better late than never. Short and quick today.

Blogging A to Z Challenge: letter L; NaPoWriMo challenge: write a dialogue poem. Hopefully, that’s self-explanatory. Hope you like my response. (If you haven’t guessed, I’m a big fan of tongue-in-cheek poetry.)

xo Jesi


Libellous Story

By Jessica Scott



Pussycat, Pussycat,

Where have you been?


Oh, god. Not this again.


Pussycat, Pussycat,

Where have you been?


Fine. Let’s get it over with…

I’ve been to London.

(Except I haven’t-do you know

how long it takes before they’d let me out of quarantine?)


Pussycat, Pussycat,

Whom did you see?


I saw the freaking Queen.

(Except it was a man in drag,

and it was South Beach, not London.

YOU remember THAT trip, don’t you? Spring Break, wet t-shirt contests?

How many drinks with the little umbrellas did you have?)


Pussycat, Pussycat,

What did you do there?


-Oh, I frightened a wee mousie under a chair.

(He was delicious, by the way.

Oh. Right. You don’t like it when I play with my food

and then talk about it. But he was fantastic!

Served on a bed of lettuce with that magnificent

lemon garlic butter sauce, and that liver pate on the side with the little crunchy bits.

I thought the chef outdid himself.)

-Where are you going? Are we done? Wait! I”m not finished describing the paté.

What do you think those crunchy bits were? Hello?

Just remember, YOU wanted to play this game.

Jesi Scott is an aspiring writer of novels, a poet, and blogger. She has guest-blogged over at The Well-Tempered Bards, and has a post featured at For Love Of…. Jesi has two poems published in Memories of Mist, a literary anthology, and one published story in a newsletter. She is currently working on releasing her first poetry collection as well as writing her first novel. When not writing, Jesi can be found getting lost in bookstores, singing and dancing around the house, experiencing culture with friends, and generally having fun with her four sons when they aren’t driving her weeping into her closet, which she calls her Padded Cell. She loves to rescue stray bookmarks, as well as books, and has opened her heart to any and all stories needing a home. Archery is her current favorite thing ever but you might want to stand back a little as she still has a tendency to drop the bow occasionally.


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