A to Z Challenge,  Blog,  NaPoWriMo,  Poetry

That Was F’ing Fun

Sorry. I had to do it.

moral imperative

 

You see, today is F day on Blogging A to Z. And this one took some tongue in cheek thinking. Because NaPoWriMo decided to have us write about money today. So, from me to you, a little financial advice. (see what I did there?)

xo Jesi

P.S. It’s an acrostic (the first letter of the beginning word on each line creates a word). Also, I know it’s “settle accounts” but then it would sound repetitious and divert the flow. (hehehe-flow-like in cash flow-get it? I’m a punny girl.).

 

Financial Advice

By Jessica Scott

 

Methinks it dost cause many woes,

Only I’ve been told on trees it grows.

Not that I’ve ever seen such a sight,

Except in the dreams I have at night.

Yet many problems it dost solve,

 

Perhaps the world does around it revolve.

Rich men know the chain it brings

Oppositely, the poor its praises sings

But if you’ve ever its worth abused

Let me tell you, that person you schmoozed

Eventually comes to settle amounts.

Methinks you should have learned to count.

Jesi Scott is an aspiring writer of novels, a poet, and blogger. She has guest-blogged over at The Well-Tempered Bards, and has a post featured at For Love Of…. Jesi has two poems published in Memories of Mist, a literary anthology, and one published story in a newsletter. She is currently working on releasing her first poetry collection as well as writing her first novel. When not writing, Jesi can be found getting lost in bookstores, singing and dancing around the house, experiencing culture with friends, and generally having fun with her four sons when they aren’t driving her weeping into her closet, which she calls her Padded Cell. She loves to rescue stray bookmarks, as well as books, and has opened her heart to any and all stories needing a home. Archery is her current favorite thing ever but you might want to stand back a little as she still has a tendency to drop the bow occasionally.

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