Sorry. I had to do it.
You see, today is F day on Blogging A to Z. And this one took some tongue in cheek thinking. Because NaPoWriMo decided to have us write about money today. So, from me to you, a little financial advice. (see what I did there?)
P.S. It’s an acrostic (the first letter of the beginning word on each line creates a word). Also, I know it’s “settle accounts” but then it would sound repetitious and divert the flow. (hehehe-flow-like in cash flow-get it? I’m a punny girl.).
By Jessica Scott
Methinks it dost cause many woes,
Only I’ve been told on trees it grows.
Not that I’ve ever seen such a sight,
Except in the dreams I have at night.
Yet many problems it dost solve,
Perhaps the world does around it revolve.
Rich men know the chain it brings
Oppositely, the poor its praises sings
But if you’ve ever its worth abused
Let me tell you, that person you schmoozed
Eventually comes to settle amounts.
Methinks you should have learned to count.